Air is free. What, you know that? Good for you. Okay. Food is free. Ah, you didn’t know that one! Listen. This is how you do it.
First you gotta find the FreeFood shop. You got out of your front door and you walk down the road. Sooner or later you come to the FreeFood shop. You can’t miss it. It might be called Sainsbury’s or Tesco or Morrison’s if it’s a big a big FreeFood shop. It might be called Smith’s or Scholl’s or Singh’s if it’s a little one. It doesn’t matter what it’s called. The food’s piled up everywhere—on shelves, in great heaps and stacks on the floor, in boxes and bags and bins. You want it, you name it—it’s yours.
You go inside. You have a look around and see what food you want. you put the food you want under your coat or in your shopping bag and then you take it home and eat it.
Yeah. I expect you thought that you had to go to school, get educated, learn a job, do the job, get paid, take the money down the shop, give people the money before you could take the food home, huh?
You listen to other people too much.